I Should Win A Pulitzer Prize For The Following Phrase: Sticks And Stones May Break My Bones, But Worms Can Never Hurt Me

Raoul Eiseman
3 min readOct 10, 2020

What a silly person you are to help me win the Pulitzer Prize by reading the headline and deciding to read my worms. Please don’t stop reading as there is an important message coming up that you should remember for the rest of your life that will be passed to future generations.

I have spent a lifetime researching the difference between words and worms and it is much more than changing one letter. My work has included telling…

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